Hiya All,

Here I am sitting in my pyjamas on the kitchen table eating a bowl of mushed up moths thinking about the events of yesterday.

You see, I’ll explain. Yesterday, we had a regatta on the river and as it was a sunny day I was sitting on a branch of a chestnut tree that stretched out over the river watching the procession go by on the river below and eating a bowl of delicious green and purple spotted jelly and butterfly ice cream.

Suddenly, a bee appeared from nowhere and headed for my bowl. I swished it away with my arm and thought I’d been successful but I couldn’t have been more wrong. While eating and cheering on the procession, I didn’t hear their hum returning and was suddenly attacked in my face while his friend helped himself to my food.

Well, as you can imagine, I didn’t make the effort of hopping into the tree just for a couple of bees to help themselves to my food so I swished him away with my arm again only I wasn’t so successful this time. Not only did I get rid of the bees but also my bowl of jelly and ice cream. It fell through the branches and landed on the head of the Prime Minister with a large plop.

Oh froglettes, he looked up at the tree and seemed to be perplexed as to how a bowl of jelly and ice cream could suddenly appear out of a tree and land on his head. I was finding it very hard to not laugh at the scene below. The more I tried to not laugh, the more I wanted to.

At least when I think about it now, froglettes, I can laugh but yesterday it was another story.

That’s it for now,

E